- Guys who tuck in their T-shirts
- People who say, “At the end of the day…”
- The Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials where they eat each other – why are they cannibals?
- Anyone who uses the word “fantabulous”
- People who type Lolololololol – can you really laugh out loud out loud out loud?
- Guys who wear visors *
- My neighbors – yes you, Doug and Patty.
- Guys who make fun of “nerds” that are into cosplay or D&D, but wear their favorite player’s jersey on gameday and are in a fantasy league
- The X Factor
- The Voice
- American Idol
- Lucy Liu
- Guy Fieri
- Pictures like this -
– because that kid is suffocating
- People with feet
- Guys who wear flip flops with long pants – can’t really explain this one, it just seems kind of douchey
- People who think sushi is gross but can eat a heaping pile of liver
- Anyone who doesn’t like Las Vegas
- AAA batteries
- Mechanical pencils
- People who still have a window sticker of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes peeing on something
- Typos
- Truck Nutz
- Minnie Driver
- Jazz hands
- Bagpipes
- People who write would of or could of instead of would’ve or could’ve
- The color fuchsia
- Mosquitoes
- All R&B made since the ’80′s
- Cantaloupe
- The Viagra commercial where the guy’s car overheats and he pulls over and buys bottled water to pour in the radiator – opening a hot radiator will knock you on your ass
- Cheese graters
- Windbreakers
- Turtlenecks
- Selfies
- Girls doing duckface
- Guys doing duckface
- Leah Remini
- Jay Leno
- People who make random lists in a desperate attempt at humor
Now it’s your turn…what would make your list?
*with the exception of professional beach volleyball players
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